And I addressed it to Ms. (Agency's last name) instead of her last name.
HOW DID I MISS THAT 10,000 TIMES????
I heard her speak a few years ago at a SCBWI convention, I follow her on Twitter, I've googled her pet peeves.
I KNOW HER FREAKING NAME!!!!
From what I've read, that's an automatic delete.
Maybe some day this will be a funny story, but right now I'm going to go eat chocolate.